April162014

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via masooonderulo)

7AM
April152014

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

(via hate)

7PM
April142014

(Source: bobodenkirk, via masooonderulo)

6PM

Noooooo I was so close!

2048 game over 

5PM

I really hate reading comments my professors write on assignments they hand back.  I usually have something to say in return (especially if they ask questions!?!) but I don’t want to talk to them in person about it.

5PM

Today on campus a girl asked if I wanted a free hearing check, and I didn’t understand her at first so I said, “huh?” It was an uncomfortable situation for everyone involved.

April132014

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via satansghettobooty)

4PM

I’ve been working on an assignment all weekend and my eyes are crossing from staring at my computer screen and my butt hurts from sitting so long. 

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